( To Doctor Maturin, warded to turn into a paper crane for unintended readers )

((Open to all STFU-istas))

( I don't wanna be the one/The one who's always left undone/Losing more and more/I'm drained of everything/I'm falling down/I'll go see through in the sun saying/It's all right now )

( And the vision/That was planted in my brain/Still remains/Within the sound of silence )

Although the Easter Bunny arrived in time for Easter, he was rather woefully late in spreading the Easter joy to Hogwarts. This may have been because he was sleeping 16 hours a day, because he'd tried playing DDR in the Gryffindor common room, or just because he was extremely lazy ( Read more... )

First class, and Daniel was admittedly nervous. It had been ten years since he’d lectured, and he had no idea if he could still do it ( Read more... )

( Warded to emit a noxious fart at any unintended readers )

( But of course some days I just lie around and happily exist / And can’t tell apart what I’m eating from my hand or my wrist / 'Cause flesh is flesh / Flesh is flesh is flesh / The difference is thin / But life has a certain ability of breathing new life into me / So I breathe it in )

( Owl to Nny, warded to turn into an irradiated cockroach for anyone else )

Hey all ( Read more... )

Having finally gotten released from the hospital wing after her grievous combination of stupidity and bad luck, and not being quite ready to meet with Milla Vodello and Sasha Nein, Molly had made her way down to the Great Hall ( Read more... )